Painted cats

What do you think about these cats? Are they scary or funny?Which one is your favorite? The 10 picture is my favorite,but the last one is the most funny! :))

Letter to Santa Claus!

Dear Santa,

Please take care of my friends.
Do not forget that they need health,love,happiness and joy with your loved ones…
May i ask,dear Santa,for Christmas night to snow with flakes of joy over them and that their guardian angel to not ever leave them.

Thank you,dear Santa.

Hurts – Wonderful life

I just love this song!Enjoy it! 😉

Weird and funny haircuts

Yodelice – More than meets the eye

Enjoy a new song by Yodelice. 😉

Julian Perretta – Stitch me up

Friendship is…?

What means for you “true friendship”?
Do you think that is important to have many friends around us or just 1,2?Why?
What is your opinion about people who doesn’t have any friend?

You could?

Could you forget someone who you loved it? 

 
 

The perfect moment

“In the night the earth looks much interesting. The colors change: the Moon looks beautiful…the stars make people dream with eyes opened…
She walks around with someone who she loves him a lot and she saw the moon who watches itself in the water admiring the beautiful face…She saw also a young couple who admire all this beauty hugging each other and telling them nice words that touched they heart…
She looked at the nature and suddenly she realized that she was with the most important person of her life there. It was the perfect moment.A moment that she would like to never finish.
He searched her eyes…he smiles her in a sweet way…he wait a sign for her: a simple word, a warming touch, a natural regard.
She turns her head and she takes his face on her hands. She watched the beauty of the moon through his eyes, who listen also her words, and she told him:
-You are my heart! You can hear the song of my heart if you listen it… you can feel the love of my heart if you let me show you…you can see my feelings if you look into my eyes…all this is for you, my love!
He loved her beautiful words a lot and he just told her:
-You are my moon: beautiful, natural and so magic! You give me your heart?
-I feel honored to be the only man who has the chance to have it!
-I will promise you something, my love…that I will keep it very carefully close of my heart like a baby. I will listen her song every night and every time I feel sad because I know that helps me a lot to pass through the sad moments. I will let you show me your love and I will show you mine too because I need you…because I want to give you the most pure love that I keep it only for you here deep inside of me, my love.
-I will promise you that I will look into your eyes and in the same time I will touch your heart with my hand slowly, with my words deeply ,with my feelings day by day…I will show you that you are my moon!
The Moon goes into the clouds and they were kissed until them hearts singed the same song and they feel that them love grows day by day being strong and pure like the Moon and stars from the sky in the night!”

Work-New Policy

Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor’s statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the ‘Chronic Offenders’ category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company’s mental health policy.

Lunch Break:
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that’s all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management