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You could?

Posted in Love with tags , , on 29/06/2010 by Alina

Could you forget someone who you loved it? 

 
 

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Work-New Policy

Posted in Jokes... with tags , , , , , on 27/06/2010 by Alina


Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor’s statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the ‘Chronic Offenders’ category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company’s mental health policy.

Lunch Break:
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that’s all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management

Be optimistic! :)

Posted in life with tags , , on 06/06/2010 by Alina

 

 

Listen to your heart

Posted in Love with tags , , , on 02/06/2010 by Alina

A day from our life!

Posted in Funny things with tags , , on 28/04/2010 by Alina

Declaration of love!

Posted in Love with tags , on 25/04/2010 by Alina

Le véritable amour by Alina

Posted in Poems with tags , , on 24/04/2010 by Alina

“L’amour est une cascade de rêves et un torrent des désirs
Elle court toujours à sec … pas du tout
Saturant tout homme sur terre.
Entrez dans votre esprit
Et remue tous les sens
Ca te fait toujours de l’espoir
Le plus que vous pouvez imaginer.
Si au moins vous vous y attendez,
Il vient et remplit votre vie
Avec les plus belles choses.
À propos de donner tout ce que vous ne
Et en redemandent.
Ne jamais regretter
Quand vous aimez vraiment,
Et comme toujours dans l’espoir
Sera comme vous rêvez.”