Archive for our world
Peace in our world!
Posted in life with tags faith, Love, no war, our world, peace on 19/03/2011 by AlinaYou could?
Posted in Love with tags our life, our world, to love on 29/06/2010 by AlinaCould you forget someone who you loved it?
Work-New Policy
Posted in Jokes... with tags funny moments, our life, our world, the job, the policy, the rules on 27/06/2010 by Alina
Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor’s statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.
Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the ‘Chronic Offenders’ category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company’s mental health policy.
Lunch Break:
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that’s all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
The Management
Volkswagen Golf Plus
Posted in Cars with tags Cars, fast, nice, our world, the dream on 10/05/2010 by AlinaThe car of my dreams:Volkswagen Golf 2010 🙂
Which picture do you like most?
Posted in Make-up with tags girls, Make-up, our world, the beauty on 09/05/2010 by Alina
How would you describe love?
Posted in Love with tags beautiful, couple, Love, our world, the gift on 01/05/2010 by Alina
Jason Derulo – In my head
Posted in Music with tags couple, Love, my head, our life, our world on 15/04/2010 by AlinaThe future car
Posted in Cars with tags future, our world, the car on 14/04/2010 by AlinaHi everyone!
Now i’ve discoverd this beautiful car of the future!Enjoy it!! 🙂
Andrei Avarvarii is a student at Milan’s Scuola Politecnica di Design, with assistance from Lamborghini’s design head Filippo Perini, designed this incredible electric 2020 Lamborghini Minotauro concept. The duo worked to achieve three different goals: 1. Aesthetic goal – Explore soft shapes for a new Lamborghini design language, 2. Technical goal – Redefine the Lamborghini supercar as an electric vehicle and 3. Functional goal: Integrate the new vehicle in the reality of the year 2020.
More creations of Andrei Avarvarii you can find here:
http://www.avarvarii.com/
World is in my eyes 
